Today I have made public my run for office. With the approval of my mother, Mayor Laura Miller of Dallas, I will be running for Mayor of Dallas in the next elections. It’s actually not too hard. Here’s the checklist…
Be a United States citizen
Be 18 years of age or older on the first day of the term
Be a qualified voter of the City of Dallas at the date of election
Have not been determined mentally incompetent by a final judgment of a court
Have not been finally convicted of a felony from which the person has not been pardoned or otherwise released from the resulting disabilities
Not be in arrears in the payment of any taxes or other liabilities due the City of Dallas
Have resided continuously in Texas since March 7, 2004, (for 12 months prior to the filing deadline)
Have resided continuously in the district they wish to represent since November 7, 2004.
I’m worried about a few things. I haven’t been determined mentally incompetent quite yet, but you never know. Basically, here’s what I am going to do. Get everyone on myspace to vote for me. All my advertising will be conducted on myspace. With every Dallas vote coming from myspace I am guaranteed to win!!! VOTE MILLER and i’ll sex up all the ladies in my office.
