Every year I feel like a kid when Halloween comes along. There’s no better time to release your inner hooker than on Halloween. There’s a story dating back to the early 19th Century that a witch was tired of wearing black everyday. She wanted to break the mold and stand out from her witch friends, so that she may have a chance to get sex from the demons, or what have you. Anyway, that is how Slutty Halloween was born. And men all over the nation are still thanking that witch to this day. With that, my annual Halloween Hottie Rankings.
– Halloween Royalty.
– Trick or Treat? Either way we still win!
– You put in the effort, and that counts.
- Seriously? Did you even remember what today was?
- (Negative) – WHAT?? Go home. No candy for you.
- I wanted to start this one off with a bang. I think I suceeded. A Skillet for each of you.
- I’m guilty. Is she freakishly hot? Yes. But what makes this hottie get 4 skillets? That would be here parents behind her watching tv. Damn, what amazing parents.
– I like that she just got right to the point. But come on, we could have used a little creativity. Where are you kitten ears??? And are you planning on returning this? Take off the sensors.
- – OH DEAR GOD!
– I wanted to only give this Colt 2 skillets, but I have a feeling she isn’t wearing any pants.
– Maybe I’m a little biased in this one, but there might not be enough skillets in the world.
- This shit is actually scary. You each get a skillet for making me crap myself.
– Why 4 skillets you ask? Because I keep thinking of me being in the middle.
– HOLY SHIT! Get over it. It’s just Halloween. It’s not real. It’s not real. I’m okay…
– This is so cute I might just die.
-- This is the worst Michael Jackson costume I have ever seen.
– Can some one find a cage for this homeless cat? Or just put it out of its misery.
—- What the fuck have the dwarfs been feeding Snow White? Put the dress down and use the negative 3 skillets I have just given you. Actually, get a George Forman grill. You’re going to need it.
– 5 Skillets! I’ve never wanted to be Harry Potter more in my life.
- Rocking Paris costume. Wait… this is Paris.
– I can’t wait till Christmas….. and neither can Alessandra.
Feel free to vote on your favorite. Honestly, I believe we all win. Thank god for Halloween. Now, here’s something you can all enjoy. I love Halloween Themes, and these ladies are getting it done. I wish Halloween would never end.
