Comments on: Dirk… Here’s Your Invite http://tophmiller.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/ Get ready to get sexed. Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:20:14 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Derek Jeter http://tophmiller.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-147 Derek Jeter Wed, 30 May 2007 22:23:30 +0000 http://tophspeaks.wordpress.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-147 That's better. And I'm sorry. I just get really jealous really easily. I mean, after all, you're a bigger catch than Posada's on my relay throw to win the series. That’s better.
And I’m sorry.

I just get really jealous really easily.

I mean, after all, you’re a bigger catch than Posada’s on my relay throw to win the series.

]]> By: Toph http://tophmiller.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-146 Toph Wed, 30 May 2007 21:57:14 +0000 http://tophspeaks.wordpress.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-146 JEETS! Won't you be in Pittsburgh? And, I didn't know you needed a special invite. I hate how sensitive you are. How many times have we been through this? What's mine is yours, and yours is yours. I do feel like I am getting the short end, but whatev, you's my boy. By the way... those numbers gave me multiple boners. You're #1 in fantasy team, and #1 in heart. JEETS!
Won’t you be in Pittsburgh?

And, I didn’t know you needed a special invite.
I hate how sensitive you are. How many times have we been through this?
What’s mine is yours, and yours is yours. I do feel like I am getting the short end, but whatev, you’s my boy.

By the way… those numbers gave me multiple boners.
You’re #1 in fantasy team, and #1 in heart.

]]> By: Derek Jeter http://tophmiller.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-145 Derek Jeter Wed, 30 May 2007 21:57:10 +0000 http://tophspeaks.wordpress.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-145 And you know what else? How come you don't have a "JEETS" category on the right hand side? You're seriously telling me that Ugly Betty and The Natural are more important? Toph! I AM the fucking Natural! That movie was based off my incredibly amicable and sexy persona. Get with the program. And you know what else?
How come you don’t have a “JEETS” category on the right hand side?

You’re seriously telling me that Ugly Betty and The Natural are more important?

Toph! I AM the fucking Natural! That movie was based off my incredibly amicable and sexy persona.

Get with the program.

]]> By: Derek Jeter http://tophmiller.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-144 Derek Jeter Wed, 30 May 2007 21:51:35 +0000 http://tophspeaks.wordpress.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-144 Oh yeah, Toph, good points. Like I need reminding that we're 14.5 out of first. Then again, it's not like I'm hitting .350 with an OBP of .425. It's not like I'm playing stellar defense while doing so. It's not like anything I touch turns to fucking platinum. Oh. Oh wait... Oh...YES IT IS!!!! If you have a bone to pick, why don't you pick ARod's bone for him? I'm busy succeeding over here while Mr. "I Make 7 million a year more than Jeets, the Team Leader" Rodriguez goes to friggin strip clubs with ugly bimbos. You know, Toph...All I want is to be included. And sometimes it hurts when you leave me out. It hurts bad. Make the pain go away, Toph. Make it go away with an invite to the time of my life...your B-Party. Oh yeah, Toph, good points.
Like I need reminding that we’re 14.5 out of first.

Then again, it’s not like I’m hitting .350 with an OBP of .425. It’s not like I’m playing stellar defense while doing so. It’s not like anything I touch turns to fucking platinum.

Oh.
Oh wait…
Oh…YES IT IS!!!!

If you have a bone to pick, why don’t you pick ARod’s bone for him?

I’m busy succeeding over here while Mr. “I Make 7 million a year more than Jeets, the Team Leader” Rodriguez goes to friggin strip clubs with ugly bimbos.

You know, Toph…All I want is to be included.
And sometimes it hurts when you leave me out.
It hurts bad.

Make the pain go away, Toph. Make it go away with an invite to the time of my life…your B-Party.

]]> By: Toph http://tophmiller.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-143 Toph Wed, 30 May 2007 21:46:49 +0000 http://tophspeaks.wordpress.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-143 Don't be pissy with me, because A-Rod is hanging at strip clubs in Toronto, OK. Trust me, the last thing you need is a trip to San Diego. How about you turn this shit around and start producing some wins. Jeets, you're in last place. LAST PLACE?!?!?! 14.5 games back... The last thing you need is a trip. You better apologize right now, and stop being such an ass. America needs you. Don’t be pissy with me, because A-Rod is hanging at strip clubs in Toronto, OK.
Trust me, the last thing you need is a trip to San Diego.
How about you turn this shit around and start producing some wins.
Jeets, you’re in last place. LAST PLACE?!?!?!
14.5 games back…
The last thing you need is a trip.

You better apologize right now, and stop being such an ass.
America needs you.

]]> By: Derek Jeter http://tophmiller.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-142 Derek Jeter Wed, 30 May 2007 21:40:59 +0000 http://tophspeaks.wordpress.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-142 I see how it is. It's like that, huh, Toph? Fucking Dirk? Come on, man. Like my half-Latin ass wouldn't be just about the best copilot you could have during your little 3 day jaunt to San D..I mean Tijuana? Do you know how many of those hookers I already know? Shit, man, I could even give you a geographic description of the vaginal landscape down there. And you want Dirk? PUHHHHLease. I see how it is.
It’s like that, huh, Toph?

Fucking Dirk?
Come on, man.
Like my half-Latin ass wouldn’t be just about the best copilot you could have during your little 3 day jaunt to San D..I mean Tijuana?
Do you know how many of those hookers I already know?

Shit, man, I could even give you a geographic description of the vaginal landscape down there.

And you want Dirk?

PUHHHHLease.

]]> By: Toph http://tophmiller.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-138 Toph Wed, 30 May 2007 19:56:06 +0000 http://tophspeaks.wordpress.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-138 you know how those germans are, though... all they do is make excuses. you know how those germans are, though… all they do is make excuses.

]]> By: raydawg88 http://tophmiller.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-137 raydawg88 Wed, 30 May 2007 19:35:20 +0000 http://tophspeaks.wordpress.com/2007/05/30/dirk-heres-your-invite/#comment-137 If he's coming...he needs to get me $50 stat. I don't need any..."Cuban's check didn't clear...but I'll get it to you as soon as I can" excuses. If he’s coming…he needs to get me $50 stat. I don’t need any…”Cuban’s check didn’t clear…but I’ll get it to you as soon as I can” excuses.

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