That’s right… 5 days until I am married to La Diabla. So, I figure, why not use the upcoming days to give you guys an inside look at what goes into planning a wedding with a girl who barely speaks English. I’m not going to give you guys the inside look at the dresses, the flowers, and other crap like that. No. At Tophspeaks, you’ll be getting an inside look at all the stuff for guys. I’ve been to plenty of weddings, and I’m going to let you know what it’s like from our side. In the upcoming days, you’ll get everything you wanted to know about sexin’ the bridesmaids and guests, groomsmen gifts, how to deliver the perfect speeches, how to dress, the perfect honeymoon for sex and sports and how to dance. This should be fun, right?
I was trying to figure out exactly what to get my groomsmen. I mean, generally, the gifts are pretty typical. Most of the groomsmen in the wedding lose it before they go home anyways. I wanted something to give them that was practical. I wanted something that I think they could use from the time they get it, till the time they die. In all honesty, it could shortly after using it. I’m seriously considering making this one gallon flask happen. I mean, who doesn’t need a gallon of whiskey? I could engrave it with massive initials, and they could carry it in their backpacks. At 26 we’re still carrying backpacks right? I’m just not sure my groomsmen are worth $200 bones a piece, you know? How badass is this?
Thanks to GizMoDo…
8 Comments
July 10, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Was there a post here? I totally missed it under the picture of Bailey. I love you Bailey.
July 10, 2007 at 9:51 pm
sweet bailey
July 11, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Maybe golf lessons for all the groomsmen would be a good idea…if this weekend was any indication, all of us could use them.
Or maybe it was just the Tecate’s fault.
July 11, 2007 at 7:03 pm
hey bob!
maybe a flask full of tecate is a better idea?
July 11, 2007 at 11:49 pm
Buenos Tardes, Toph!
Heard you visited my mecca of sex this past weekend.
Hope you enjoyed the beautiful, well-fed animals, the magnificent dog races, and the incredibly well-appointed casino.
Did I mention that I’m rich and my favorite animal is women?
Anyway, I think a flask full of Tecate is a brilliant idea. Except, I would make it a flask full of “Sol” instead. It’s Mexico’s best beer, by far.
Adios!
-Georgie
July 11, 2007 at 11:50 pm
i. can’t. stop. laughing.
October 24, 2008 at 10:55 pm
That is a giant flask. Reasonably sized liquor flasks might be a little more reasonable.
December 4, 2008 at 10:22 pm
stop reading this old blog… find me now at http://tophspeaks.com