I’m not exactly sure how, but I’m on the Dallas Maverick Dancers email list. Well, it’s probably because I spend so much time on the site. I mean… umm… researching skillets. I don’t know why, but researching skillets makes it sound even more creepy than it probably is.
Point is, the Mavs Dancers are having auditions. I’m just going to put it out there – The Mavs Dancers are a collection of some of the hottest women alive. Now, with what little knowledge of skimpy outfit dancing I have, (aside from the club where I can’t see her face, because I’m grinding from behind) I’d say that the Mavs Dancers are easily the best in the NBA.
The Mavs Dancers have about the same requirements as I do, actually. They say, “If you are a high school graduate, at least 18 years old, energetic and love to perform in front of large crowds – The Mavs Dancers (and Toph) want you.” Unfortunately, I won’t be in attendance this year, but you can be. The auditions are August 11th at the Anatole in Dallas, but be there early to get a good seat. You don’t want to miss it. We actually used to reserve a room for this every year. We’d make sure we were wearing suits and be downstairs for breakfast upon their arrival. That way we looked like high powered businessmen. Hell, we’d take off of work of the extravaganza. Then, we’d console the poor girls who didn’t make the cut. I’ve looked forward to the event since I turned 16. I’ll miss not being a part of it this year.
But, you can be a part! Auditions start at 9. So, if you’re hot and you can dance, then go tryout. Do me a favor and bring your camera. I want this documented.
Here’s hoping our favorites are there next year rooting our team on. I miss Mavs basketball already.
The links… Mavs Dancers Homepage – Audition Info
