I’ve got 1 motto – Make it happen. If you wake up in the morning and make it happen, then you’ve got nothing to worry about. The foundation of TophSpeaks is based on making it happen. I wake up and I fucking make it happen.
What can you expect to find on TophSpeaks? Why the shit are you reading this? Well, you can find me writing speaking about life, how amazing I am at it, and how I welcome you to follow it. (Look trigger, TophWrites wasn’t nearly as catchy, ok?) I’m going to give you advice on love, ladies, looking sexy and, you know, shit that you should know about.
Heed the warnings, bustas, this advice isn’t researched, it’s not proofread, it’s not censored and it’s the best damn advice you’ll ever get from a random stranger. But, don’t think of me as a stranger. Think of me as the best friend you never had, and I’ll do the same.
A little background about me – I started handing out advice over the internet back in the early days of MySpace blogs (just to show you truckas how long I’ve been around). I also write for the well-known blog/podcast The Sports Bizzo. I went on broken blog hiatus, but now I’m back. I’m back to celebrate love and making babies.
So… welcome me, and I welcome you. It’s good to be writing again.
I love you.
18 Comments
August 9, 2007 at 3:50 am
Here for the long haul Toph, bring the blogs on…….
August 9, 2007 at 5:58 am
I like your ‘toph speaks’ new website. it is totally awesome dude. ahem.
seriously though, it’s thought provoking & entertaining reading. and sometimes a little dirrty. I will recommend it to a friend. now you can’t be sneezing at that
August 9, 2007 at 9:18 am
thanks ladies… i’ll make love to both of you for that.
on a side note… it’s nice to see my foreign audience speaking up :)
August 14, 2007 at 12:57 pm
I am head over heels in love with you skillet.
August 14, 2007 at 1:18 pm
i like where this is going…
October 10, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Sorry man…you seem like a decent cat, but unlike Andrea I’m not quite at the “head over heels” spot…link up bro
late!
Andy
October 10, 2007 at 2:02 pm
no idea what to do with this… but i couldn’t agree more.
October 10, 2007 at 2:58 pm
I don’t understand how you only have 11% of the vote in the “Skillet of the Year” polls. There must be a problem with your site. You will end up as the winner, right??
October 10, 2007 at 3:01 pm
I don’t either… but i’m kicking the asian’s asses.
November 24, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Greatness. I’m not positive, but I’m fairly sure that even if I didn’t start drinking the moment I woke up I’d still be crapping my pants with laughter.
November 25, 2007 at 11:20 am
i suppose that’s a good thing.
December 1, 2007 at 2:30 pm
I gotta say I love the site. Witty commentary, beautiful women, and great advice for the guys (which desperately need it these days). Wickedly awesome indeed!
December 1, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Oh, well thanks, Donika. Look forward to your comments.
December 19, 2007 at 2:45 am
Toph – Congrats! You are the latest link on my blogroll! I’d appreciate a link back, but it won’t be the end of the world if I don’t get one.
Thomas :)
December 19, 2007 at 7:22 am
I’d like to thank Jesus and my mom. And you, Thomas… you made this happen.
(I’ll check yo’ shit out… thanks)
May 12, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Love your website, but I think you need to do a follow-up article on that Lauren Collins girl.
May 12, 2008 at 2:43 pm
thanks, stuart… always nice to hear…
and you’re right… i do need to do a follow-up.
hopefully, i can get to that soon. thanks for the heads up. keep reading.
June 23, 2009 at 2:02 am
You’ve got one hell of an imagination, and you’re eclectic as hell–you might actually have me beat!